CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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