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Womens are like computer virus...
they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
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Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.