Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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