Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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