Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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