Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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