Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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