What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile sperm bank!
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Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico.
They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river.
One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light."
The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland.
She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film?
A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
A: She drowned during the wave.