Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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