Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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