Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?
Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
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So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?"
She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys.
They ran around in the garden and played tag.
She later climbed the tree that was in her garden.
Her mother yelled out, "Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties."
She laughed and she laughed.
She knew she wasn't wearing any panties.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunting peckers.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory?
Proofreading.
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.
As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee.
"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."