Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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