Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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