Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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