Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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