Joke #5248

Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.

There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"

What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."

Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!

Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"