When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away. 
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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