Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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