Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Joke has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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