Joke #4495

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.

Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.

Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!