Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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