Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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