Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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