Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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