Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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