Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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