Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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A: A civil serpent.
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A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
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Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.
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A: Of course, a house doesn't jump at all.
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.
He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?"
"Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."