What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.