Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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