It's funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible...
But 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal.
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At Christmas time, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
Maybe that's why I'm no longer a fireman.
I can't wait for the day when I can drink wine with my kids instead of because of them.
This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride.
The woman thanked her and got in the car.
After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag.
The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine...
I always get better with age.
The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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I've trained my dog to bring me red wine.
It's a Bordeaux collie.
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later.
Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.
"Do you realize what time it is?" she asked.
He answered, "Dont get excited. Im late because I bought something for the house."
Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for the house, dear?"
His answer was, "A round of drinks!"