Q: How do pirates make their money?
A: By hook or by crook!
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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
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they ENTER your life...
SEARCH your pocket...
SHIFT your balance ...
CONTROL your life...
when you become an old version DELET you from the system
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower.
After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00.
The lawyer, enraged, says:
“I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!”
“Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
Vote:
We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
You know who's mad at Kobe?
Every other player in the NBA.
You know why?
Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring.
Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum.
Cause you know how women are, man.
Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"