Joke #11701

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.