This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
What did one tit say to the other?
I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do.
Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty?
A: A poleca.
Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.
Little Annie is now silent for a while.
"You understand it now?" Mum asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"