Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.
Q: What do you get when you take a Kitty Kat to the tailor?
A: Bad Blood.
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex?
A: freak.
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I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."