How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!
Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
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