Joke #11410

Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it. Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.

Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!

Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.

I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: "You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar." - And what did you do ? "I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her." "Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?" "I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop." "Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"

Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.

Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.