Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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