Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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