Joke #10279

I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"

What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.

My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!

Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."

Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.