Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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